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Headline that could (couldn't?) be better.
Mark Smith, Photographer
Elk City | OK | USA | Posted: 3:55 PM on 11.19.08
->> Many have tried to make this argument.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/extra/tuteam/tu.aspx
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Tom Knier, Photographer
Lancaster | PA | USA | Posted: 4:09 PM on 11.19.08
->> Yikes.
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Matthew Cavanah, Student/Intern, Photographer
Columbia | MO | US | Posted: 5:15 PM on 11.19.08
->> You think the editors were like "Umm, isn't this kind of...aw hell, run it"
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Paul Zoeller, Photographer
Summerville | SC | USA | Posted: 9:20 PM on 11.19.08
->> They could have said "Size Doesn't Matter Small Johnson Really Measures Up"
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Nina Zhito, Photographer
bay area | CA | | Posted: 10:45 PM on 11.19.08
->> hahahahah.

an excellent contribution.

thank you.
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Chris Stanley, Photographer
Lansdale | PA | USA | Posted: 4:53 AM on 11.20.08
->> Editors? They still have editors?
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Mark Smith, Photographer
Elk City | OK | USA | Posted: 9:05 AM on 11.20.08
->> The link seems to have changed.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sports/extra/article.aspx?subjectID=94&tab=tu&art...
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Jack Howard, Photographer, Photo Editor
Central | NJ | USA | Posted: 9:25 AM on 11.20.08
->> "After the storm clears"

I mean wow, the crisp white uniforms totally remind me of the fluffy sunlit cumulus clouds that roll in after a vicious Nor'Easter.

I never knew sports writers could be so poetic and symbolic in a metaphorical way. Thanks for posting!
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Steve Violette, Photographer
Gulf Breeze | FL | USA | Posted: 9:46 AM on 11.20.08
->> need to send that one to Leno
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Ronnie Montgomery, Photographer
Houston | TX | USA | Posted: 11:06 PM on 02.25.09
->> How about this one?

http://tinyurl.com/ch33h8
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Mark Peters, Photographer
Highland | IL | USA | Posted: 11:23 PM on 02.25.09
->> Ronnie - maybe it was a K-9 unit.
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Thomas Campbell, Photographer
Houston/San Antonio | TX | USA | Posted: 11:29 PM on 02.25.09
->> http://media.www.thebatt.com/media/storage/paper657/news/2002/03/19/Sports/...

My sports desk's contribution to Jay Leno's Headlines (yes, it was shown on TV.)
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Jeff Martin, Photographer
wellington | OH | usa | Posted: 11:30 PM on 02.25.09
->> Hey, that's always been my story.
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Alan Look, Photographer
Bloomington | IL | United States | Posted: 6:45 PM on 02.26.09
->> I just have to breath some life into this old thread...



Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack.

http://www.pantagraph.com/shared-content/search/?search=go&l=25&q=ELKTON%2C...
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Bob Ford, Photographer
Lehighton | Pa | USA | Posted: 7:04 PM on 02.26.09
->> Alan, that's the same headline that Ronnie posted yesterday.

It's still funny today.
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Michael L. Palmieri, Photographer
Barnegat | NJ | USA | Posted: 7:21 PM on 02.26.09
->> LOL! That is a classic headline!!!
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Jody Gomez, Photographer
Murrieta | CA | USA | Posted: 10:36 PM on 02.27.09
->> Here's some funny ones I found: http://www.oddee.com/item_96156.aspx

http://funnies.paco.to/Headlines.html

These actually made me cry because I laughed so hard (from the above link):
* Queen Mary having bottom scraped
* Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
* Prostitutes appeal to Pope
* Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
* NJ judge to rule on nude beach
* Child's stool great for use in garden
* Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
* Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
* Organ festival ends in smashing climax
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Marc F. Henning, Photographer
Bentonville | AR | USA | Posted: 10:47 PM on 02.27.09
->> the sad part about the Tulsa World photo is the story behind who shot it. Mike Simons was recently laid off from the Tulsa World.

marc
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Mark Smith, Photographer
Elk City | OK | USA | Posted: 11:55 PM on 02.27.09
->> Marc, I didn't know that.
Mike is a great shooter. I hope he finds a good place.
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Mark Peters, Photographer
Highland | IL | USA | Posted: 2:14 PM on 11.29.10
->> This one deserves resurrecting this thread...

"Thousands of life-insurance claims denied after death"

http://www.bnd.com/2010/11/29/1493993/thousands-of-life-insurance-claims.ht...
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Chuck Liddy, Photographer
Durham | NC | USA | Posted: 5:39 PM on 11.29.10
->> that story is unreal. and the headline is accurate. wow!
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