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Abbott and Costello go iPad
Doug Pizac, Photographer
Sandy | UT | USA | Posted: 11:55 AM on 03.10.12
->> For those old enough to remember the comic duo you'll get the added bonus of getting the joke in the classic Who's on First context. This is from a subscriber to Kim Komando.

Tim: Did you hear Apple launched "the new iPad"?
Jim: No, I didn't. What is it called?
Tim: "The new iPad."
Jim: Yes, the new iPad. What is it called?
Tim: "The new iPad!"
Jim: Exactly, I want to know what the new iPad is called!
Tim: It's "the new iPad."
Jim: Hold on. I walk into the Apple Store and I say, "Give me a new iPad." What do they give me?
Tim: "The new iPad." Of course, you can also still buy an iPad 2.
Jim: If I'm already asking for one iPad, why would I ask for an iPad too?
Tim: No, no, an iPad 2. It's the old one.
Jim: So, if I ask for a second iPad, they'd give me an old iPad?
Tim: No, it would be a new iPad 2.
Jim: So it's a new iPad.
Tim: No, it's a new iPad 2, not "the new iPad."
Jim: So, what do I ask for if I want to buy the new iPad?
Tim: "The new iPad."
Jim: Forget it! I'm buying Android!
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Erik Markov, Photographer
XXXX | IN | | Posted: 1:48 PM on 03.10.12
->> I'm 37 and yes I'm old enough to get the joke ;)

where's the one with the Three Stooges? lots of head slapping and eye poking there
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Thomas Meredith, Photographer, Assistant
Austin | TX | | Posted: 3:19 PM on 03.10.12
->> buying a computer:
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